The $5 foot long advertisement has got to go, along with the song. Pretty sure the same ad has been running prior to Jared ever even having the opportunity to become obese. And that song....lingers in my head in the form of the sound of death. Notice, every time someone flashes a "five" with their hand then signals a footlong...it tends to be promiscuous. Yeah, sex sells we know, but Subway, as Luda would say..how low can you go? The public prostitution of 12 inch sandwiches on behalf of Subway is lower than whale poo, and that's at the bottom of the ocean. Don't think even Ludacris would know what to do with an apple bottom dropping as low as that. Plus, their oatmeal raisin cookies are always hard.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Subway
The $5 foot long advertisement has got to go, along with the song. Pretty sure the same ad has been running prior to Jared ever even having the opportunity to become obese. And that song....lingers in my head in the form of the sound of death. Notice, every time someone flashes a "five" with their hand then signals a footlong...it tends to be promiscuous. Yeah, sex sells we know, but Subway, as Luda would say..how low can you go? The public prostitution of 12 inch sandwiches on behalf of Subway is lower than whale poo, and that's at the bottom of the ocean. Don't think even Ludacris would know what to do with an apple bottom dropping as low as that. Plus, their oatmeal raisin cookies are always hard.
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Haha! And I hate it when you go to subway you smell like it the rest of the day! They need a new tune and a new smell...taste is fine though:)
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