A Response to Megan's Response to my Post on Dogs

Allow me to clarify. First off, I like dogs, the Blue Tic Hound on the post is actually the kind of dog I would get, if I ever get one. It is at least 21 times bigger than a mouse, therefore it qualifies to be a dog. If you can kick it and it goes in the air...it's not a dog. That's all I'm screaming. And the whole walking the dog thing, to me it's slavish, especially if it's less than 21 times the size of a mouse, then it qualifies for something so absurd that I don't have to to explain right now. To wrap things up, dogs are cool, rodents aren't, and cat pee stinks.